frequently asked questions
Pzaz is a pocketable and instantly energizing mist.
It’s more effective, efficient, safe, sharable, delicious, and environmentally friendly than any energy drink or shot.
TWIST TO OPEN + TASTE 5 MISTS + REPEAT
ZAZ HAS ZERO CALORIES!
Pzaz Caffeine Mist is instantly absorbed into your brain and body through the membranes in your tongue and mouth.
Energy drinks 🤢 are slowly and inefficiently absorbed in your tummy. Yuck!
FIVE BUCKS FOR 100 ZAZZY MISTS — PZAZ IS THE MOST AFFORDABLE WAY TO POWER UP.
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Ingredients
Every zero-calorie mist is sweet, sour, and packed with our PowerUp™ blend of caffeine and other energizing ingredients.
If u find Pzaz bitter, congratulations, u have taste buds. Caffeine is bitter as fuck. Ur tasting the power. Grow tf up.
Every mist contains thousands of droplets of our proprietary PowerUp™ blend:
CAFFEINE FROM GREEN TEA LEAVES
ELECTROLYTES
VITAMIN C
ZINC
Our active ingredients are simple and effective. Because you use Pzaz frequently throughout the day in low doses, you’ll feel no crash or jitters.
Besides our zazzy functional energy blend, Pzaz is made with a zero calorie formulation of purified water, xylitol (for fresh breath and zero-calorie sweetness), citric acid, natural flavors, and potassium sorbate (to preserve freshness).
Zaz is flavored with 100% natural flavors extracted from very real, very delicious fruits and botanicals.
Zaz is made in New York in compliance with the FDA's good manufacturing practices. Our ingredients, manufacturing processes, and labor standards are constantly tested, monitored, and improved.
Zazziness
Pzaz is a mist, not a drink. Instant acting. Take it anywhere. No need to pee. Share with anyone.
Every tiny bottle contains more than 100 mists of instant positive energy.
Pzaz is the safest and most personalized way to instantly power up.
Every mist contains an incredibly efficient micro-dose of caffeine.
There are 100 mists in every bottle. Twist to open, taste 5 mists, and repeat until properly zazzed up.
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Pzaz is the most portable source of energy. Get zazzy on planes, rockets, UFOs, skateboards, roller blades, water slides, sex swings, bowling alleys, and barbershops.
Our crossbody zazzy fannypack and zazbag comes stuffed with Pzaz Caffeine Mist.
This zazzy merch is generally available only to approved zazbassadors. If u a real zazzy individual, email or DM us to inquire.
All statements on this website have not been evaluated by the Food & Drug Administration. Pzaz Caffeine Mist is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Always use Pzaz Caffeine Mist responsibly. Do not take if pregnant, nursing, or under 16 years of age.
“Fast,” “fast-acting,” and ”instant” reflect product design and usage rather than effect: individual effects may vary.
© 2021. All rights reserved. ‘Pzaz’ and ‘Pzaz Caffeine Mist’ are registered trademarks.
Pzaz® Caffeine Mist is most certainly not affiliated with any existing food, beverage, or energy brand, including but not limited to Red Bull GMBH® 🤢 Living Essentials 5 HOUR ENERGY®, 😷 Bang® Energy, or 🤮 G FUEL®.
Sustainability
Pzaz Caffeine Mist is packaged in a bottle made with previously recycled plastic.
We designed Pzaz to be easily and realistically recycled in New York City.
Every tiny bottle uses much less energy to produce, transport, and recycle than comparable energy drinks.
We know some of you are real bumass dumbasses who will throw Pzaz in the trash, or worse, just litter it.
That’s why we’ve chosen to become Plastic Negative™ certified: Every purchase of Pzaz directly funds the removal and proper recycling of 200% of our environmental impact.
We are the only energy product certified Plastic Negative™.
For every tube of Pzaz sold, two tubes worth of plastic litter are removed from the earth.
(1) U buy Pzaz
(2) We direct a portion of that money to Repurpose Global
(3) RePurpose Global contracts waste management workers around the world to remove and properly recycle all sorts of plastic that would otherwise be deemed “unrecoverable waste.”
We’ve barely launched, but ur support has already helped us remove more than 700 pounds of plastic litter from waterways and urban landfills around the world.
That’s the equivalent of more than 20,000 littered energy drink bottles or more than 35,000 candy bar wrappers.
In the process, you’ve helped us provide waste management workers around the world with living wages and an environmentally ethical job.
Contact
Damn! This long ass FAQ page wasn’t enough for you? Email us team@pzaz.com or text us (877) 562-6417.
Ooh! A zazbassador inquiry? Email team@pzaz.com with the events, parties, and projects you’re working on.
Because ur not following us 😢 hit us @pzaz_energy
Ooh shit! A zazzy capitalist! Email team@pzaz.com with your resume and interest. We’re hiring for lots of stuff.
Thank u forever to Dazzle Studio for makin us shine.
And to View Source, the web whisperers, we love u.
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