The caffeinated breath spray that really wakes you up.
frequently asked questions
what is pzaz
Pzaz Energy Mist is a patent-pending breath spray that wakes you up.
It’s more effective, efficient, safe, sharable,, and environmentally friendly than any energy drink or shot.
zero Calories + Vegan
How many calories does Pzaz have?
Spray all day 🤓 — Pzaz Energy Mist has zero calories.
Pzaz is also vegan, gluten-free, and sugar-free — and always uses only natural flavors.
designed to really work
Unlike a traditional beverage or supplement, Pzaz delivers a proprietary blend of natural caffeine, electrolytes, and vitamins in a highly bioavailable mist.
Taste five mists and feel your body efficiently absorb these active ingredients through the membranes in your tongue and mouth.
The cost of Pzaz
How much does a tube of Pzaz cost?
One tube of Pzaz Energy Mist costs $5. Welcome to the most affordable way to power up.
Free goodies are included with repeat orders, starting with a temporary tattoo on your second pack. What else? Expect zazzy condoms, trucker hats, lighters, fanny packs, tank tops, and more.
Do real people actually like Pzaz?
SO FAR WE LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING BUT FIVE STAR REVIEWS. I ALSO JUST COPIED AND PASTED SOME TXTS FROM CUSTOMERS 😏 BUT U CAN ALSO JUST READ THOSE REVIEWS 🙄
The taste of Pzaz
Pzaz tastes like it wakes you up. Every zero-calorie mist is naturally sweetened and packed with energy.
If you find Pzaz bitter, congratulations, you have taste buds. Caffeine is bitter af. Grow tf up.
What's in Pzaz? Our proprietary PowerUp™ energy blend contains caffeine and l-theanine from green tea leaves, electrolytes, vitamin c and zinc.
Pzaz delivers these energizing and rejuvenating ingredients in an unprecendently efficient format: taste five mists to experience a smooth micro-dose of energy with no crash or jitters.
Super simple and truly zero calories ✨✨✨
Pzaz is flavored with 100% natural flavors extracted from real fruits and botanicals.
Pzaz is made in New York in compliance with the FDA's Good Manufacturing Practices. Our ingredients, manufacturing processes, and labor standards are constantly tested, monitored, and improved.
The Pzaz difference
How is Pzaz different from a coffee, energy drink, or energy shot?
Pzaz is a mist, not a drink.
Take it anywhere, use it instantly, and moderate your level of energy. You can share Pzaz with anyone, never need to pee, and enjoy a smooth burst of focus. No jitters. No crash. Only pure zazziness.
How to use Pzaz
Caffeine works best if you use small amounts multiple times per day.
Taste five mists of Pzaz and then spray all day. You'll feel an amazing burst of positive energy that dissipates smoothly with no crash or jitters.
HOW STRONG IS PZAZ
Pzaz is designed to be the safest, quickest, and most efficient way to metabolize energy throughout the day.
Our mist technology delivers thousands of easily-absorbed droplets of potent, ultra-effective, and instantly absorbed micro-doses of caffeine and other active ingredients
Efficiency is safety: an entire bottle of Pzaz actually has less caffeine than most coffee drinks, energy drinks, and energy shots.
where to use pzaz
Pzaz is the most portable source of energy. Get zazzy on planes, rockets, stages, UFOs, skateboards, roller blades, roller coasters, water slides, sex swings, bowling alleys, and barbershops.
Can you travel with energy drinks? Energy drinks and shots are hard to carry in a pocket or purse — and you definitely can't take them through airport security.
HAVE FUN SNOOZING 😢
To update or pause your zaz-o-matic subscriptions, simply check your email for any order confirmation messages.
1) In any order confirmation email, tap on "MANAGE ORDER" to go to view your account.
2) Tap on "MANAGE ZAZOMATIC" and we'll email you a one-time, super-secure link where you can update or indefinitely pause your zaz-o-matic.
This is the fastest multi-step process to verify your identity and ensure that only you can control your data and credit card purchases.
Designed for positive impact
Every tube of Pzaz Energy Mist is recyclable and manufactured with post-consumer recycled plastic.
Pzaz lasts much longer and uses much less energy to produce, transport, and recycle than an equivalent number of energy drinks.
In addition, our shipping is carbon-neutralized via tree-planting initiatives, and this website is hosted on servers powered by wind turbines.
"Don't you know people will still litter this? 😖"
We won't greenwash: even though Pzaz is recyclable and made from previously recycled plastic waste, we know some of you are real bumass dumbasses who will throw Pzaz in the trash, or worse, just litter it.
That’s why we’ve chosen to become the only energy product certified Plastic Negative.
Every purchase of Pzaz directly funds the removal and proper recycling of 200% of our environmental impact.
plastic negative certified
What does it mean to be Plastic Negative certified?
For every tube of Pzaz sold, two tubes worth of plastic litter are removed from the earth.
Through our partnership with rePurpose Global, we redistribute our revenue to marginalized waste workers around the world, allowing them to ethically reclaim and dispose of low-value plastic waste. This is plastic that would otherwise be landfilled, burned, or flushed into waterways and oceans.
quantifying our impact
We’ve barely launched, but the Zazzyland community has already removed more than 1000 pounds of plastic litter from waterways and urban landfills around the world.
That’s the equivalent of more than 29,00 littered energy drink bottles or more than 55,000 candy bar wrappers.
In the process, you’ve helped us provide waste management workers around the world with living wages and an environmentally ethical job.
Verifying our impact
To ensure that we are creating genuinely positive environmental and social impact, our partner rePurpose Global employs strict verification measures.
They conduct spontaneous spot-checks at recycling facilities, provide detailed reports on plastic recovery and offset, and ensure that their Plastic Offset Protocol is followed with total precision.
The Protocol consists of operational guidelines that help waste management partners carry out their recycling operations in an ethical and efficient manner, ultimately maximizing our positive impact on the ground.
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Free huge tattoos
Want a giant zaz tattoo? We're paying for yours, as long as it's larger than ten inches long. Email email@example.com 🤓
If you're a current university student in the United States, click here to check out our current college ambassadorships and content roles.
Ooh! A zazzy entrepreneur! Visit pzaz.com/careers to learn about our company and view some opportunities to join the team.
All statements on this website have not been evaluated by the Food & Drug Administration. Pzaz Energy Mist is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Always use Pzaz Energy Mist responsibly. Ask a doctor if you either have any concerns about, or previously had a concerning reaction to any of the ingredients in Pzaz. Usage not recommended if pregnant, nursing, or under 16 years of age.
“Fast,” “fast-acting,” and ”instant” reflect product design and usage rather than effect: individual effects may vary.
© 2022. Patents pending. All rights reserved. Pzaz® is a registered trademark of Pzaz, Inc. and Pzaz Energy Mist and Energy Mist and Caffeine Mist and Microdosed Caffeine are trademarks of Pzaz, Inc.
Pzaz® Energy Mist is absolutely not affiliated with any existing food, beverage, or energy brand, including but not limited to Red Bull GMBH® 🤢 Living Essentials 5 HOUR ENERGY® 😷 Bang® Energy or 🤮 G FUEL®.